'Thirdly,' we'd enquire, making stabbing motions with a butter knife, 'how will it play?' Port Authority 'Secondly,' we'd ask, muesli flying in the air, 'how long will we have to wait?' Just a short while, it's here in November.

'Firstly,' we'd muse as we waved our spoons, 'does it even exist?' It does, I've played it. The PC version is something we've spent many a breakfast time worrying about. It's a game where you're never at a loss for something to see or do, or someone to shag or murder. Rockstar invented open-world gaming, and with GTA IV they filled that open world with detail and nourishing choice.